Uncharted: One Thing

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Title: One Thing
What: Uncharted fanfiction - oneshot
Rating: PG (one swear word)
Words: ~2100
Summary: Under Chloe's influence, Elena takes a shine to One Direction. Nate doesn't get it. Nor does he get teenyboppers. Some time between 2 and 3.
Alternate links: Archive of Our Own; Tumblr rebloggable link
Notes: So a couple of months ago on my way to and from my city's con, I happened to walk past the hotel where One Direction was staying, and thus past a horde of screaming One Directioners. Scream ELENAAAAAAAA at them, Dad suggested via text message; I still regret not doing it. Last weekend, a friend of mine who roleplays Nate Plurked that she was at a One Direction concert and baffled by the One Directioners screaming before the concert had even started. Scream "ELENAAAAAAAAAAA" at them, I suggested. Yeah, I don't even know. Also, I have this insane headcanon that Chloe's taste in music can be mostly summed up as "sad women with pianos or guitars", and she covers this up by pretending she likes teenybopper music. (She genuinely doesn't mind teenybopper music, and trolling the boys for mutual lulz is easier to deal with than people worrying over her because her music's really depressing.) Elena I see as more of a Michael Bublé, David Foster fan, when she's not fawning over 1D.
Sample: ( I take back everything I said about boy bands being a safe hobby. )