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[personal profile] camalyng2015-11-29 12:21 am

Mass Effect: Swipe Right ‣ 1: Like

Title: Swipe Right ‣ 1: Like
Rating: PG13 (may change)
Words: ~1650
Summary: Kaidan gets Ashley using a matchmaking app on her omni-tool. It takes her a few years to use it for its intended purpose. Eventual Garrus/Ashley.
Notes: Though this was mostly inspired by Tinder and the chapter titles are from it, I guess the messaging feature's more like Grindr or Facebook in that you can send one person a photo. I don't know, man, I think I'm swiping left too much. I didn't come up with "Enkindlr", and my friend who did disavows all knowledge of its creation.

About Kaidan: Career soldier looking for a decent beer and a steak that wasn't grown in a vat. )
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[personal profile] camalyng2015-10-07 03:20 am

Mass Effect: Juvenescence

Title: Juvenescence
Rating: G
Words: ~2540
Summary: Sarah Williams is eighteen during the Eden Prime War and twenty-one during the Reaper War.
Notes: Written for [tumblr.com profile] ladiesofmasseffect and [tumblr.com profile] omegastation's Rare Female Characters Week. This started life as meta pointing out her estimated age during the game events which impact her, but then all my headcanon about her life that I couldn't work into my main fic universe fell in.
Related works: References a few events from the Relay Monument Incident universe, hence the tag, but can definitely stand alone.

She's six when she starts aikido on Ferris Fields and ten when her father's transferred to Amaterasu's token garrison and the whole family moves planets for the third time in her life. )
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[personal profile] camalyng2015-07-16 11:31 pm

Mass Effect (Relay Monument Incident): Signal Corps 3/3

Title: Signal Corps ‣ 3: personal correspondence
Rating: PG13 (sexual references)
Words: ~3200
Summary: Garrus changes his mind about not risking Ashley's career (much). As it turns out, she doesn't need to be talked into staying in contact. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. E-mail logs for Garrus Vakarian on Omega and then on the Normandy SR-2. "This user has been reassigned. Please contact their commanding officer for their current e-mail address."
Notes: Haha whoops I managed to make it work. I should perhaps note that besides Joker and Chakwas, these weren't the only e-mails Garrus sent to the Normandy squad, just the only ones Ash-related.

I didn't realize six months had gone by. )

"Jus Post Bellum"

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[personal profile] camalyng2015-06-15 03:15 am

Mass Effect: Recoil

Title: Recoil
Rating: PG (violence)
Words: ~950
Summary: Despite using pistols in his C-Sec days, Garrus only uses rifles when he's with the Normandy.
Notes: Inspired by a conversation with [tumblr.com profile] beltsquid about the guns Garrus uses.

So, Vakarian, what kinds of guns do you use? )
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[personal profile] camalyng2015-05-19 10:29 pm

Mass Effect: Turian Infiltrator

Title: Turian Infiltrator
Rating: PG (language)
Words: ~2400
Summary: When Ashley rejoins the Normandy, Garrus is thrilled to finally have another sniper on the squad, but paper targets in the shuttle bay just don't cut it when you really want to try out guns with someone who knows what they're talking about. What's a Spectre to do?
Notes: Non-Infiltrator Shep who doesn't snipe. Shh, no DLC weapon packs here.

It's itchy. )
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[personal profile] camalyng2015-05-16 08:29 pm

Mass Effect (Relay Monument Incident): Signal Corps (1/3)

Title: Signal Corps ‣ 1: message chain
Rating: PG13 (language)
Words: ~5370
Summary: Garrus changes his mind about not risking Ashley's career (much). As it turns out, she doesn't need to be talked into staying in contact. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. E-mail logs for Gunnery Chief Ashley Williams, stationed at Systems Alliance Rapid Response Base 3. "I'm so glad you changed your mind about not staying in touch."
Notes: Ashley's third to last e-mail was run through the Zantherus Drunk Post Translator, which is why some of the typos look extremely unlikely. But who knows what future keyboard layouts are like? Her quote is from "Mad Girl's Love Song" by Sylvia Plath. "Dad loved all those sappy poets. Mom was more into Plath." Soundtrack: "Living in Your Letters" (unplugged) by Dashboard Confessional.

In case the e-mail address didn't give it away, it's your cultural exchange/xenobiology research partner. )

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[personal profile] camalyng2015-04-28 10:07 pm

Mass Effect (Relay Monument Incident): Garrison Rations

Title: Garrison Rations
Rating: G
Words: ~520
Summary: When Garrus and Tali get dextro flu on Rannoch, Ashley tries to make them chicken noodle soup. Or the dextro equivalent which she can't pronounce.
Related works: 3 era future of "Second Contact War", though not necessarily canonical for that universe nor necessarily in the same continuity as "Reparations".

Damn, Ash, I didn't know you cook. )
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[personal profile] camalyng2015-04-23 11:44 pm

Mass Effect (Relay Monument Incident AU): Reparations

Title: Reparations
Words: ~870
Rating: PG13 (sexual references)
Summary: Ashley and Garrus discuss the night they stole the Normandy.
Related works: Sequel to "Second Contact War", but not canonical for that universe.

Vakarian? What are you doing? )
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[personal profile] camalyng2015-04-21 09:10 pm

Mass Effect: The Morale Thing

Title: The Morale Thing
Words: ~950
Rating: G
Summary: A first pony ride.
Notes: Sequel to "The Wings We Lack" and "Replica", so both a horse and the clone are onboard the Normandy.

I thought you were making up having a pony. )
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[personal profile] camalyng2015-04-04 04:05 pm

Uncharted (duck verse): Late Nights in London

Title: Late Nights in London
Rating: PG (sexual references)
Words: 444
Summary: (330): After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Notes: Cheers to [tumblr.com profile] rhiannon42 who sent me a link to that Text From Last Night with the comment, "duck 'verse strikes again?"

Chloe's the first to get up, finding her trousers on the floor and digging through her pockets for her phone. )
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[personal profile] camalyng2015-03-30 02:52 pm

Mass Effect: Replica

Title: Replica
Words: ~1330
Rating: G
Summary: AU where Shepard's clone didn't let go of the Normandy and instead reluctantly joined the team: Five times she had a minor identity crisis and Shepard didn't want to deal with it.
Notes: Non-biotic femshep romancing either Liara or Garrus. Personally my Shepard had a bun in the first two games and a pixie cut in 3, which is why the first segment.
Related works: "The Morale Thing"

What I want to know is how you even ended up with short hair. )